Current mood:

nauseated

Tim Likes To Rant Insanely About Bad Movies

Journey To The Center Of The Earth (2008) is as enjoyable as watching milk go off. Journey To The Center Of The Earth (2008) (3D version) is as enjoyable as watching milk go off in Ultra-Futuristic OwIveASplittingHeadache-O-Vision. Film score is Michael Dudbland's much-loved Generic Upbeat Symphony, the same music that's used in every dull family film ever. There is one (1) half-decent joke in the whole horrible affair, but it's half an hour into the thing, and after the first ten minutes you won't remember what a sense of humor is. Stay away, friends. There aren't even many CGI monsters - a few plesiosaurs, one (1) T rex and some bitey fish. Oh, and a little blue tweety-bird.
(Disclaimer: The above was written in the grip of mild flu. I'm looking through jaundice-coloured glasses right now.)